Back to School Horoscopes: Your Class Superlative By Zodiac Sign

From class clown to biggest flirt, your zodiac superlatives are here.

September 5, 2019

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School is now in session!

The back to school season means fresh opportunities to meet friends, reconnect with others, find inspiration and passions, and learn. This school year will definitely be one to remember as we are all embracing change and growing. That's why we created yearbook superlatives for each zodiac sign, showing you both where you and your friends are at after the summer break.

Trust us—it’s MAJOR!

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1/12
Most Changed: Aries
This school year you are stepping up your game and evolving into the ram of your dreams. After recent ego hits and emotional letdowns, you’ve re-emerged into the limelight stronger and more powerful than ever. All of the past drama you’ve endured is allowing you to become a more compassionate person. No more bravado, just pure heart. Being the “best” doesn’t mean winning at all costs, it means being able to help others with kindness.
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2/12
Most Likely to Break Your Heart: Taurus
Who wouldn’t crush on you? With your sweet charm and artistic talent, the whole student body feels butterflies in their bellies when you head back to school. Be careful, as your flirty ways may break some hearts this year. Your Casanova-esque energy will get you into some trouble during prom and other school events, as every classmate will ask you to be their date. Committing to one special someone may be hard, but you will have fun trying.

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3/12
Biggest Gossip: Gemini
Your reputation precedes you, especially in this school year. You’re the one your teachers and classmates go to for the DL — which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Your love of gab can allow others to bond and get to know each other better. Being nosy and in everyone’s business can be beneficial. You can actually help people connect by mending their differences. As long as you don’t spread any hurtful rumors and gossip, then it’s all fair game.
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4/12
Best Shoulder to Cry On: Cancer
You’re no stranger to crying your heart out, Cancer. Rather than forcing a heavy dose of tough love on members of your crew who are in pain, you will listen to their problems with an open mind and heart — all of which will help you claim your status as a good friend who offers those in need a safe space to share their emotions. After all, you are a loyalist who will dry the eyes and tears of friends

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5/12
Most Likely to Star in a Reality Show: Leo
All the world’s a stage and you know it! You love to post selfies and brag on Instagram about mundane activities — so, it makes sense you would want to step up your game and create a reality show starring you and your peers. With your creativity and popularity at a high this year, you can pursue stardom easily. Only share what you want known, as fame can be overwhelming at times — even for you, Leo!
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6/12
Most Likely to Lead a Protest: Virgo
Your fair-minded spirit will lead you to speak out about the injustices in school and around the world. It’s time for you to use your voice and bring light to matters that concern you. Take a stance on a political issue and lead the student body on a march for their rights. You’ve been patient waiting for change. Now, it’s time to make it happen — even if it requires you to lead a peaceful protest.

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7/12
Most Intelligent: Libra
You have a rare mixture of smarts and elegance. What makes you extra intoxicating to others is that you are beautiful on the inside and out. Your classmates will be in awe of your sophisticated wit and stan your fashion sense. They will also be jealous of your early acceptance into the college of your dreams and superior grades. Face it, you got it going on this year and all of campus will take notice.
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8/12
Most Likely to Win a Nobel Prize: Scorpio
Your inquisitive mind and intuition will lead you to great places in the future. For now, you’re on your way to becoming the greatest scholar at school. Your passion and thirst for knowledge will help you become the head of your class — maybe class president if you’re lucky. Using your powerful mind to uncover truths will not only help elevate your schoolyard status, but it will also aid you exposing matters of social relevance.

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9/12
Most Likely to Be a Superhero: Sagittarius
Your fiery “do good” energy will allow you to help your classmates whenever they are in dire straits. You’re their go-to person for studying tips, assistance on essays, advice, and the ability to quickly assess the gist of the matter. All of which is why you will most likely save the day in the near future, or this school year. Giving your all to your classmates will boost your spirit without having a secret identity.
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10/12
Most Likely to Become a Millionaire: Capricorn
Your stability and ability to handle money (from your stint as class treasurer) has propelled you to be a legend at school. This year your confidence is at a high and so is your desire to raise extra cash for school festivities. With your flair for cash surging, your peers will definitely trust you in investing their money for years to come and be glad to see you elevate to baller status.

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11/12
Class Clown: Aquarius
This year you’re livening up your energy and embracing the lighter side of life. Being committed to charitable causes is stellar and commendable. However, you’re blowing off steam in the classroom from your community service agendas. While you may end up in the principals office often for being the class clown, your parents won’t be too upset if you tell them you’re really just rallying up student spirit and resisting the status quo.
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12/12
Most Likely to Liven Up the Party: Pisces
You’re no shrinking violet anymore, sweet Pisces! Yes, it’s true: You’re stepping out and becoming more social this year. Your cal will be booked to the max and your Instagram following will reach a high. All of this will make you beyond popular and the life of the party. Everyone will flock to your side and invite you to gatherings — all because you’re fun, exciting, and intriguing. The days of being a wallflower are soooo over!

Lisa Stardust (they/her) is a New York-based astrologer and tarot card reader who has written content for Teen Vogue, Refinery29, Cosmopolitan and Today.com. They are the author of “Saturn Return Survival Guide: Navigating This Cosmic Rite of Passage,” “The Astrology Deck: Your Guide to the Meanings and Myths of the ... Read More

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