Horoscopes: The 10 Stages of Reading an Extremely Accurate One
Reading your horoscope, like all forms of self-discovery, is a wild ride. One moment you're just living your life as a Leo, going about your own business, when you think, oh may as well find out what my horoscope is going to be. And then you read it ... and you realize that it's *completely accurate*.
We've all had those moments, and there are definitely several stages we all go through when we're reading something that makes us go "Wow, this is way too true." Here are the stages of reading a way-too-accurate horoscope, presented in Pretty Little Liars GIFs because – let’s face it – those girls could really use a good horoscope.
Courtesy of GIPHY1/10When you’re extremely chill about reading it...
Because it’s just a regular day and you’re pretty sure everything’s going well, so what could be the harm? It’s just a horoscope; it’s just a fun, chill paragraph to read between classes, NBD.
Courtesy of GIPHY2/10And the first sentence nails you pretty much immediately.
Which you should be freaked out about, but it’s actually nailing one of your best qualities, so it’s fine.
Courtesy of GIPHY3/10But then the next part is like, surprise, that extremely great quality is actually going to be your downfall.
*cue the gasp*
Courtesy of GIPHY4/10So you have to remind yourself that this was probably written by the same computer program that generates the fortunes inside fortune cookies.
Which by the way are not even that good.
Courtesy of GIPHY5/10Except now you’re just lying to yourself...
They're totally that good.
Courtesy of GIPHY6/10But then you Google the horoscope’s author and she’s totally legit.
So now you have to keep reading.
Courtesy of GIPHY7/10And it turns out the troubles will pass eventually, but for now you’re just stuck.
Buckle up.
Courtesy of GIPHY8/10So you get a little desperate.
And you kind of start wondering if there’s something you can do to literally change the stars.
Courtesy of GIPHY9/10But there definitely isn’t (yet), so you know what you have to do...
Never read a horoscope again, not even once, not even for a minute.
Courtesy of GIPHY10/10Until the next day.
When you’re a little bored, and a little curious, and OMG here we go again.
