12 Gifts Taylor Swift’s Squad Is Most Likely Buying Her for Christmas

Including the most expensive eyeliner in all the land. Happy Swiftmas!

November 25, 2015

2015 Jeffrey Mayer
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One inevitable side effect of watching and re-watching the “Bad Blood” video is that you start to wish you were a part of her squad. We have done this so much, in fact, that we took it upon ourselves to create a wish list of sorts for Taylor to consider this holiday season. These are the things we would buy her if only we were her best friends — the girls who pose in sync on the red carpet and bake cookies together. So, Taylor, if you’re reading this…be our best friend? (Please?)
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The Hermès Double Tour Apple Watch
We all know Taylor’s had her moments with Apple, but the pair famously made up this year and worked together to make the company’s streaming music endeavor an even bigger success. That’s why we’d like to give her the gift of the season — the Watch — in its fanciest version. This Hermès double band is a fashion editor’s staple, so it’s perfect for T Swift’s street style snaps.
Hermès Double Tour Apple Watch, starting at $1250, available at Apple.com.

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Chipotle Gift Card
One of our favorite T. Swift moments of all time was when she lovingly gave a fan an [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/taylor-swift-fan-90-dollars-chipotle_n_5650944.html]absurd amount of money ($90!) to go to lunch at Chipotle. (She’s the best grandma ever!) So why not give her what she really needs, with a chic Chipotle gift card or two? That way she can hand them out whenever a hungry fan approaches.
Chipotle E-Gift Card, prices vary, available at Chipotle.
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Kitty Footwear
Two things we know about Taylor:
She loves cats.
She loves ladylike shoes.
These fancy flats have studded heels and come in pastel blue, which very much goes with Taylor’s girly-chic aesthetic. We just know she’ll be able to look down while walking arm in arm with her besties (AKA us) and feel like Meredith is there with her. On her toes.
Charlotte Olympia Kitty Studs, $645, available at Charlotte Olympia.

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A Festive Apron
We all know T. Swift loves to bake cookies. Now she can do so in “Style.” (See what we did there?)
Kate Spade Festive Floral Apron, $30, available at Kate Spade
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A Designer Notebook
A hot pink and ultra-fancy future holder of all of Taylor’s future lyrics (and long lists of ex-lovers).
Smythson Fairy Tales Notebook, $60, available at Barneys.

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…And a Designer Pen
Because she’s got all that blank space, baby.
Yahoo Kusama Heart Ballpoint Pen, $30, available at Amara.
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Chic Sleepwear
For all of her slumber parties with supermodels. (And us! Please invite us?)
Sleepy Jones Louise Shrunken Robe, $228, available at Sleepy Jones.

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The Perfect Red Lip
Charlotte Tilbury’s little lip kit gives you everything you need for that precise, long-lasting, killer crimson pout, so Taylor can rock that red-lip-class-ic-thing-that-you-like wherever she goes.
Charlotte Tilbury The Rebel Lip Kit, $69, available at Charlotte Tilbury.
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The Ultimate Camera
Look, we’re not photographers, but we’ve talked to a lot of them and basically gathered this much information: Leica is kinda like the Céline of cameras. They’re chic, they have insane cult appeal, and they are insanely well-made. This little guy is perfect for Taylor to tuck into her top handle bag so she can capture all of her memories for Instagramming and filtering at a convenient time later.
Leica C Compact Camera, $700, available at Mr. Porter.

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Something for Meredith
What to give the cat (and owner) that has everything? A $200 bowl to eat out of, made by a super fancy home designer, of course. You’re welcome, Meredith.
Michael Aram Rock Dog Bowl, $200, available at Michael Aram.
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The Ultimate Eyeliner
This is the most expensive kohl liner we could find on the whole internet. Naturally, Taylor must have it because her cat eyes must be the most decadent in all the land! How would she fly, without expensive, finely-crafted wings?!
Serge Lutens Beauté Kohl Eyeliner, $75, available at Barneys.

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A Gag Gift
These J. Crew band-aids are not only cute, but we think Taylor would get quite a kick out of their underlying meaning: Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes. Get it? Oh, man. Good times, bestie.
Band-Aid Bandages by Crewcuts, $5, available at J. Crew.
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 17: Recording artist Taylor Swift winner of Top Artist, Top Female Artist, Top Billboard 200 Artist, Top Billboard 200 Album for '1989,' Top Hot 100 Artist, Top Digital Songs Artist, Top Streaming Song (Video) for 'Shake It Off,' and Billboard Chart Achievement Award, poses in the press room during the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada.(Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)