Weekly Horoscope: May 3-9
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Real talk: The last two weeks have been astrologically bonkers! The good news is that this weekly horoscope brings a much chiller cosmic vibe our way. But, in order to get there we’ll have to go through one more emotional test on Monday, which will shed light on unresolved issues. We’ll be able to see situations and people for who they really are, which will allow us to move toward the truth. This will inspire us to evolve in the most unexpected ways. We’ll be surprised by how much progress we can make in our lives. Hey, if Beyoncé can mention OnlyFans on the "Savage” remix, Gossip Girl is getting a reboot, and UFOs are real — then anything is possible.
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1231/12Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You are a creature of comfort and habit — meaning, you don’t vibe well with change. While there’s nothing wrong with that, you are beginning to become aware of the fact that part of your life needs to evolve now (ahem...your one-on-one relationships). Playing virtual Mafia! to connect with your crush is cute and all, but you really have to start expressing your sentiments boldly to them, otherwise they won’t know that you’re feeling them. Step out of your safety zone and tell them that you “like” them. For all you know, they could “like” you too. Isn’t that sweet?!
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1232/12Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Sometimes you can be a know-it-all, who doesn’t really know it all. Your brainiac attitude can create issues with friends who think you are being condescending to them (even if don't mean to be). This week, your squad may let you know that you aren’t open to hearing their views and that you are only interested in accepting what you perceive as the truth as facts, even though it may not be accurate (where’s Google when you need it in a heated convo?). Listen to the information your friends are telling you, as it may be legit.
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1233/12Cancer
June 21 - July 22
After watching several episodes of Mrs. America on Hulu, you’ve decided to get political and advocate for yourself. Stand up for the injustices you feel are being thrown your way and at society as a whole. Don’t be afraid to speak up and use your voice to implement change in society. Instead of protesting IRL, start an online campaign on social media to get the ball rolling. Within days of getting your humanitarian campaign started, you will start to see traction. As the old saying goes, “the squeaky wheel gets the grease.” And, you totally have a lot to say.
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1234/12Leo
July 23 - August 22
You’ve been OTR for quite some time and your crew is missing your energy. While you can’t entertain them IRL, there are some fun activities you can do to bring their attention to your TikTok and IG accounts. Shine the bright strobe light app on your iPhone and have your own runway party in your room. Have your own #MetGalaChallenge solo and share your best outfits on social media for all of your friends to see (and get jealous over...JK!). You can even create your own grand entrance and strut your most amazing catwalk lewk. You’re fire, dahhhling!
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1235/12Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Breaking up is hard to do — especially when you’re in quarantine. Unfortunately, you’re finding that your existing relationship isn’t working for you anymore. Perhaps it’s the extended time apart, too much time together, or an ex who’s zombied themselves from the past. Regardless of the who, what, when, and why of the demise of your relationship — you’re ready to move on to greener pastures. Just be honest with your soon-to-be-ex about your feelings. As long as you’re 100% upfront, then they will have to accept your decision to put your situationship on ice.
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1236/12Libra
September 23 - October 22
You’re not one to jump fully into drama and interject yourself in situations that don’t directly pertain to you. However, this week, you’re rushing to back up a close friend who’s having major arguments with strangers on social media. While you’ll always stick up for your bestie no matter what, you aren’t keen on blindly defending them. Ask questions about the drama before getting involved to ensure you aren’t fighting for a cause that you don’t believe in. Suss out the comments and convo to find the best way to to help them cool down the situation before it escalates.
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1237/12Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
No other sign of the zodiac is a better detective than you, Scorpio. And, this week, you’re putting your inspector hat on and getting to the bottom of several issues that are plaguing your mind. You may choose to use your intuition to find out the truth or create a Finsta to make several discoveries about others. Regardless of your tactics, you’ll finally get clarity on matters that have long perplexed your mind, allowing you to sleep well at night knowing the truth at last. Finding out the DL is simple and elementary to your detective skills, my dear Scorpio.
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VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1238/12Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Here’s the celestial tea, dear archer: Your love life was scorching hot pre-social distancing. Now, it’s cooling down. You’re finding that you have little in common with your boo after all the time you’ve spent together. Seeing the differences that exist between you both has made you second guess the level of commitment you want. The caveat is that you’re not ready to let go — even if you think you are, emotionally you still want to hold on. Take your time before deciding if you want to call it quits or not. Remember, it ain’t over till it’s over.
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VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA1239/12Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You’re feeling extra thirsty for attention this week with fewer crew Zooms due to the wave of quarantine fatigue we are all experiencing now. Instead of trying to get their attention 24/7, turn your phone off and bring that energy back into yourself. Don’t hand over your personal power to your squad. They don’t control your moods and feelings. You do. Channel your emotions into a creative and productive activity that is rewarding. When your pals see all of the work that you have accomplished, they’ll sing your praises. Until then, you gotta do you boo!
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA12310/12Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Always one to think outside the box, you’re finding it hard to inspire yourself during quarantine. Therefore, it’s time for you to use your unique way of thinking to find tools to become motivated and focused. Join an online community with your squad (think of this as your virtual study hall or peer group). You’ll be able to update each other on how your work is going and what progress you are making. Not only that, but you can bounce ideas for school projects off each other, which will allow you to find the best creative ideas possible.
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA12311/12Pisces
February 19 - March 20
The stresses of the world have understandably taken a toll on your anxiety levels. That's all the more reason why you should do something decadent and kind for yourself this week while quarantining. Have ice cream for breakfast. Try out various kinds of nail art. Take a healing bath. Incorporate gentle and loving activities into your daily routine to temporarily melt away your worries. Connecting with yourself and living in the moment will allow you to be more centered and present. You deserve to decompress and have sundaes in the morning (with all the fixings and a cherry on top). Treat yourself!
VALHERIA ROCHA/INSTAGRAM: @VALHERIA12312/12Aries
March 21 - April 19
You’ve had more relationship drama over these past few weeks than your favorite Riverdale babes, but now you’re focusing on reconciling with others. Most of this is due to the fact that you and your crew have been under immense amounts of stress (rightfully so). Opting to simply make up with your squad will only put a bandaid on issues. It will pop up again. The drama may resurface over the weekend. All the more reason to have a heart-to-heart with your besties and squash remaining problems that stand between all of you. You will become closer as a result.
