Weekly Horoscopes September Week 4
Hang onto your star-kissed skydiving suits, astro babes. This week in the cosmos will have you prepping for an intergalactic revolution, complete with no-holds-barred leaps and the true blue desire for real, lasting change...
The last of three oppositions between nomadic Jupiter and electrical engineer Uranus ignites the night sky on September 28th, and it’s the final frontier for a flavor of soul-shaking expansion we’ve been working on since December. You’ve prepped your pack. You’ve journeyed this far above the known. You’ve acquired the visionary capacity to see the tiny landscape of your life from a wild and wide new angle. Now, it’s go time and once you slide off the side of that plane, there will be no stopping your momentum and nothing to do but trust in your parachute cord.
The week’s hard-rocking leaps are amplified by Pluto stationing direct, and this dark goddess of the emotional underground brings cobwebbed fears to the surface for transformation into glittering gemstones. You are more potent and capable and beautiful than you’ll ever know until you brave your body against the bedrock. So give it up and turn it loose, diamond miners. Because amidst all these radical shifts, your essence can never be taken from you.
Quite simply, you’ve got nothing to lose.
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Rallying Cry:
The power of play is my true security.
Power Moves:
With the Jupiter-Uranus opposition igniting your axis of financial and emotional security, this week might feel like you’re getting the rug pulled out from underneath you, Virgo. But rather than a harsh fall onto hard ground, treat this experience like a magic carpet ride. The old sources of support are simply not good enough and they’re keeping you too damn small. You’ve been hanging in a familiar living room and it’s time to step outside into a whole new technicolor Disney world. With Pluto intensifying your realm of creative expression, past fears of “showing” yourself are coming up for review. When you feel yourself getting too big, sometimes you summon the safety valve to keep from spilling over and disappear into the background to avoid self-critique or humiliation. This week, it’s showtime, sweet pea, and you’re absolutely ready to go off script. Curtain up. Floodlights on. Princess Jasmine time.
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Rallying Cry:
Expanding relationship expectations feels like home sweet home.
Power Moves:
As the zodiac’s romantic idealist, your penchant to reach out to another is notorious, Libran luminary. This week finds you exploring the axis of partnership and selfhood once again, but this time, it’s a wild wedding after party and you’re the super guest you never expected to be. Try not to harden as you notice friends and lovers showing up in entirely new ways on the dance floor, or finding yourself attracted to tango partners that upend all of your previous expectations. These new people are your emissaries from another world that’s just being born. They are messengers who are reminding you that you are capable of so many more moves than you thought possible. With Pluto revealing exactly where you’ve been gripping in your zone of family and roots, you have powerful opportunities to rewrite your love story and build a brand new sense of home that better reflects your inner world. You are 32 flavors and then some Libra. Click your ruby slippered heels and let yourself taste them all.
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Rallying Cry:
When I balance body and soul, I can speak my desires into being.
Power Moves:
It’s a week of subtle shifts for you, Scorpio, and as the Jupiter-Uranus opposition lights up your axis of body and soul, think of this time as an ombré moment for reveling in all the new forms of light that are showing up. Really bow down at the altar of your slow and steady evolution, no matter how minute these changes seem. There are incredible opportunities for you right now to radicalize your everyday process. To speak to yourself and your body in a different way. With Pluto hanging in your arena of perception and communication, the power of your throat center is amplified. Notice how the words you choose create change in your world, and choose to create new circuitry as you think about yourself and your life circumstances. Lose the map, dear Scorpio, and let this off-roading lead you farther towards the heart of your true terrain than any GPS ever could.
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Rallying Cry:
Powering up with my tribe supports my sense of self-worth.
Power Moves:
It’s a bacchanalian week of feasting and frolicking for you, dear Sag, and with so much hard work under your belt this year, you can simply start to let loose and recapture the flow to all that hustle. The Jupiter-Uranus opposition highlights your axis of group dynamics, and there’s a bright and shiny opportunity this week for you to re-up your commitment to finding a balance between self-expression and group celebration. Think of this moment as your runway show, where you can fully work your individual look while forming part of a broader artistic vision. By all means strut. Strike a pose. But let this feel less like having something to prove and more like an inevitably joyous form of believing in your 24 karat worth. With Pluto hard hitting in your zone of value, it’s a time to reassess the things you thought you wanted and to feel into any places where there’s less than 100% credence in your capacity to get them. But you don’t have to go it alone. Let yourself be lifted up on the shoulders of your friends and confidantes. Leap into a dramatic trust fall and feel the rock solid support of bodies joined together in motion.
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Rallying Cry:
I am ready to revolutionize how I show up in the world.
Power Moves:
You’re certainly no stranger to difficult, exacting work, alpine climber. But this week shows you yet another way forward that’s less about blood, sweat, and tears, and more about seizing opportunities for expansion in unexpected places that may not feel like effort at all. With luck-be-a-lady Jupiter sitting on your chart’s midheaven, it’s a gambling moment for simply stepping out into the casino and rolling the dice on yourself. Break out from your usual concepts of winning and losing and what it means to be “on top” or in control. Uranus touches into your house of roots and foundations, illuminating the kinds of stories you’ve inherited about what it means to succeed. With Pluto dipping into your first house of identity expression, it’s a radical makeover week for you- the kind that may leave you feeling unrecognizable. But revel in this transformation Capricorn. Trust that it’s actually a leveling up and a de masking. The person you see now is the one who has actually been there all along, waiting for her moment in a spotlight that feels easy, breezy, beautiful.
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Rallying Cry:
Unlearning is as vital to my process as learning.
Power Moves:
It’s space school week for you, stellar babe, and you’re being presented with a brand new language for thinking about how you navigate the world and what kinds of future missions are on the horizon. As Jupiter lights up your 9th house of far-flung belief systems and Uranus touches into your zone of perception and communication, let yourself roam in all senses of the word. Whether it’s actual round the world voyages, or armchair staycays, this is your time to blow open the doors of what you thought was possible and think much wider and brighter. With Pluto stepping into your underground zone of undoing, it’s a moment to unlearn as much as you’ve learned. Let yourself be soft around hardened places of belief. Notice when your urge to be right or not rock the intellectual boat is stifling your fullest range of expression. Let the notebook be blank, Aquarius. Let the adventure truly begin.
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Rallying Cry:
Letting my freak flag fly paves the way towards the future.
Power Moves:
With the Jupiter-Uranus opposition activating your axis of emotional and physical security, it’s a powerful week for reviewing exactly what you’re working with, fish cakes, and reinvesting faith in your secret superpowers. You’ve been doing a lot of challenging work lately around boundaries, but this week is all about not throwing out your little baby freak with the bathwater. Although healthy boundaries and learning to say no are certainly part of the hard work you’re here to do, take this time to discover the creative side of your boundary lessness. Your radical sense of allowing that lets others, and yourself, show the full range of your humanness without judgement. With Pluto stationing in your house of eccentric future visions, it’s time to get stranger and to show it more Pisces. We need you to lead the way into uncharted territories with your torch and your freakiest flag designs held high.
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Rallying Cry:
Even the smallest acts of surrender expand my possibilities.
Power Moves:
As the fixed earth babe of the zodiac, you tend to hold hard and fast to the known, the tasty, the well-tread. But with the Jupiter-Uranus opposition touching off your axis of chaos and clarity, it’s a week to feel into soft moments of allowing and drifting. You might not be fully ready to let go and that’s absolutely okay, bovine beauty. Surround yourself with some of your usual treats. Let yourself stabilize in the ways that feel safe, and know that you can root down while also starting to probe into the unknown from this solid base. You don’t have to revolutionize in the same way that other signs do. You can start slow and on your own terms with small scale intentions and daily acts. With Pluto activating your zone of exploratory learning, let this be a moment of information gathering. Just consider your menu options. When you’re hungry enough, you’ll be ready to choose.
Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory10/13Gemini
Rallying Cry:
Electrified opportunities arrive when I’m willing to uncover my deepest desires.
Power Moves:
With Pluto getting down and dirty in your house of intimate intensity, you have the opportunity to really come clean about your wants and needs in partnership this week. You’ve been doing so much good juicy work around getting comfy with difficult emotions lately, Gemstone, and this week is your chance to reap the rewards. Snack on your intensity. Create some levity around any feelings of heaviness and enjoy what it feels like to just want something or someone. Jupiter lights up your house of play and romance, and there are opportunities on the horizon for passion projects of all flavors. Exploring what simply feels good is the gateway to upping your game this week. With Uranus touching into your arena of bigger, brighter dreaming, you’re absolutely ready for shocks to the system of what you thought was possible. Get ready for the ride with the excited anticipation of a true explorer.
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Rallying Cry:
Challenging my concept of shelter uncovers the real peace I crave.
Power Moves:
With the Jupiter-Uranus opposition igniting your zones of home and away, you’ve got to break it down to rebuild it this week, shell babe. More than any other sign, you crave a safe place to rest your head, but this moment asks you to feel towards an expanded concept of what this could look like. Safety is not stagnancy dear Cancer, and right now you have the ability to make like the ocean your sign rules, and trust into the rhythm of sea change. Uranus is powering up your public arena, and this planet is asking you to be ready for radical interruptions, reroutes, and opportunities in the big, wide world. With Pluto uncovering long buried patterns in your realm of relating, it’s a week for illuminating the personal and finding some trust in moments of solo missioning. Step up to the helm, Cancer. But trust that you don’t even have to steer the ship. All you have to do is board the boat and ride the tide.
Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory12/13Leo
Rallying Cry:
The power of my intellectual process soothes my overtaxed ego.
Power Moves:
With Jupiter stepping into your zone of perception and communication, you can take a break from over-impassioned thinking, and gain some perspective on your circumstances. You’ve been through the cosmic wringer lately, Leo, and now is the perfect moment for opening the windows wide and stepping outside of the personal to catch some breeze. While this may sound frightening for a fiercely performative feline, let stepping into the background not feel like a soul squash. With Pluto activating your house of humility and micro work, old fears of “not good enough” are firing hard. Just let them play out, little fluffball. And then, play with them. Apply your innocent ability to treat into everything that crosses your path with wide-eyes and an open heart to treat these insecurities and vulnerabilities with sweetness. You’re the zodiac’s original stuffed animal, Leo. Dive on into the pile and let the landing be soft.
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