Weekly Horoscopes September Week 1
Slide into your one-pieces and strap on some swimmies, astro babes. This week in the cosmos is all about letting some serious body and soul healing wash you clean.
With powerhouse Mars shifting into Virgo on Tuesday, a juicily aquatic Full Moon happening in Pisces on Wednesday, and Mercury direct entering Virgo on Saturday, it’s a moment to really assess how well your daily rituals and body care are supporting your soul’s growth. Think of this as your jacuzzi construction week; dig a hole into past pain, discover untapped secret waters, and fill your heart-shaped tub with deliciously scented bubbles. And trust that healing can be found absolutely everywhere- from a deep diving psychological session or mystical journey to the mountains, to a simple tube of drugstore lipstick in a shade you adore. Follow exactly what feels like a balm for your soul without judgement. The gift of the Virgo-Pisces axis is the concept of “allowing” and you’re being asked to let all of the parts of yourself be true without having to manage or constantly assess. Let yourself simply be in process. Dive on in. The water is fine...
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory1/13
Virgo
Rallying Cry:
I’m beginning by loving the person in the mirror.
Power Moves:
With your critical gaze, it can sometimes be challenging to look in the mirror, sweet Virgo. The “not good enoughs” can haunt you. But with Virgo planets activating your first house of identity expression, this gaze is offering itself up as a source of tender power rather than a critical stare. A chance to get curious about what you are, what you’re not, and how you can bring your essence into the world. Even if it seems silly, hold your own gaze and notice what gets revealed the longer you sit with your self image. Notice the parts of yourself that you manage and what you are are fighting against revealing. With the Full Moon in Pisces touching your house of relating, this process of mining yourself will let you fully reach out to another person without scrambling or feeling needy. Sitting securely in the seat of yourself will open the way to truly connecting and healing through relationship where all of you gets to be present, not just the parts you deem “good enough.”
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory2/13
Libra
Rallying Cry:
Sharing fears of failure helps fuel my success.
Power Moves:
What would it feel like if you didn’t see success and failure as polarized opposites, Libra queen? Your sign has a propensity towards “splitting,” but this week is all about eating both sides of that black and white cookie with a glass of warm milk. As Virgo planets hang in your 12th house of surrender, and the Pisces Full Moon asks you to heal fears of incompetence, it’s time to really deconstruct your notions of being “on top.” What if letting things slip and slide just a little could feel like a new flavor of “making it.” Get curious about what can be found in the so-called “low down” spaces. Explore the most microscopic elements of success — the daily acts, the small kindnesses, the ways in which you can show up for yourself and others minute by minute. Get tiny with it and let that feel gloriously big. Plump up the microscopic and let there be whole worlds unfolding at your feet. From that place, reach for the sky.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory3/13
Scorpio
Rallying Cry:
Facing old stories about exile lets me come in from the cold.
Power Moves:
We often find you way out on the battlefield, facing demons that most of us couldn’t even imagine, Scorpio siren. Although your sign’s ultimate desire is profound intimacy, this journey towards collision with another person often comes at the cost of having to first sit with your more difficult emotions alone. This is not the week to go it alone, though. With Virgo planets hanging in your house of tribal connection, and the Pisces Full Moon healing ceremony happening in your house of playful romantic trust, it’s time to break out that faux fur, roast some treats by the fireside, ignite your heart, and let the love flow down. Reach out and touch someone. Even when you feel like you’re hardening around this prospect, do it it anyway. Hug them close. Winter may be coming. But you’ve got all the matches you need to make it through. Melt from the inside out.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory4/13
Sagittarius
Rallying Cry:Finding ease in the spotlight can feel like home.
Power Moves:
As the zodiac’s original nomadic wanderer, sometimes you struggle to find a balance between sticking the landing and flinging yourself into an epic voyage. This week, with Virgo planets hanging out in your 10th house of powerful spotlighting, and healing Full Moon vibes glowing up your home life, it’s possible to balance both. The more competence you feel in the external world, the more it’s going to feel like you can truly rest. You’re a mutable sign after all, and one of your missions is the process of adjustment- the notion of right timing and repositioning and collapsing the hard boundaries. Reposition rest not as a reward for your toils, but as part of the natural ebb and flow of work and play. Listen in closely to the rhythm of both your warrior accomplishments in the outer world and your inner dreams. Let them both live. Move with grace and ease between these realms and release from the shoulds — pause when you need to pause, go when you need to go.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory5/13
Capricorn
Rallying Cry:
Crystal clarity about my destination makes the adventure even juicier.
Power Moves:
While your usual call to action is to loosen some of those infamously tight reins, Cappy, this week actually asks you to embrace your boss lady planner. As Virgo planets ignite your 9th house of long-range adventuring, it’s time to break out the windex and scrub up that glass until you can see for miles. Get excited about what’s appearing on the horizon, way off in the distance, like a tiny dot. Think about just how far you’ve come and don’t be afraid to catapult yourself into the future from that place. With the Full Moon touching off your house of mental perception, you can access healing by changing up the storyline and dropping down into other places in your body besides your head to channel your power. Remember that crystal clarity doesn’t always have to be mental, and tightening up your ship doesn’t have to feel “tight.” Not too tight, not too loose, Cappy. See that future landscape you crave through your third eye and then start moving towards it, from your heart center forward.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory6/13
Aquarius
Rallying Cry:
Healing can happen when I release the brake pedal.
Power Moves:
Structure is both an obsession for you and a wall you long to blast open, outer space maven. Your sign’s characteristic radicalism dissolves the current container only to build anew, complete with new expectations and ideals. This week, Virgo planets ignite your house of intimate undoing and you’re asked to let yourself truly be in process with no end goal in sight. Let this be a week of sweet self-mastery where you both apply yourself to your more difficult emotional dramas with commitment and fervor, while also letting this investigation just be ongoing without having to submit a final project on yourself or get high marks. With the Full Moon happening in your 2nd house of worth, you’re being asked to value these more tender, emo zones of yourself. To let your juicy heart be a resource that you bring to the table. We need more than just your detached perspective, Aquarius. Let sensitivity be your superpower this week. Let it be your most radical act of reconstruction yet.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory7/13
Pisces
Rallying Cry:
Celebrating my relationship successes shines a light on my strengths.
Power Moves:
With Virgo planets hanging in your partnership house, it can feel like there’s never enough to be done in matters of the heart. Like you’re constantly tied to the bedside of romance, working and healing to improve how you show up for others. This week, you’re being asked to take a break from the bedside and swap it for a battlefield. To celebrate your fighting power in the realm of relationships. Notice where you’ve championed others. When you’ve lifted them up. Your power lies in your ability to allow others to be exactly as they are, without critique. Tap back into this source and let yourself fight for others’ tender landscapes. With the Full Moon happening in your first house of identity, you’ll be ready to turn that sweet embattlement back towards yourself and fight for your own healing. Make the battle a beautiful one. Let roses sit on the end of your sword.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory8/13
Aries
Rallying Cry:When I create healthy containers, my soul can expand.
Power Moves:
You’ve been on a voyage to refine how you “action” things in the world lately Aries, and this week brings you even further into the landscape of aligned action and partnering with things exactly as they are. With Virgo planets hanging in your 6th house of embodied routine, and the Full Moon gracing your 12th house of mystical surrender, it’s time to face fears about the mundane head on. For fire signs, life on the earthly plane can sometimes feel brutal, and you’re more comfortable with flights of fantasy and acts of epic heroine-ism than doing the laundry. But this week asks you to get comfortable with these small acts, and with being in the background. Revel in not having to take the lead and know that this doesn’t have to feel like loss. Get curious about the scenery in the back of the stage. The lighting. The orchestra. All of the maneuvers that support the spectacle. Be a tree or a triangle player. Create the infrastructure that’ll support you when you need to take center stage once again.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory9/13
Taurus
Rallying Cry:
The support of my network lets my creative spirit reign supreme.
Power Moves:
With the Full Moon lighting up your house of group connection this week, it’s soul-expanding slumber party time for you. Channel the essence of Burning Man with a wild gathering of your closest kin. Really feel into what each of your beloveds brings to the table and lean back into their arms. Leap into a trust fall. Make a summer camp cabin experience out of it all. Braid each other’s hair. With Virgo planets hanging in your 5th house of creative expression, you can let this process of honoring the superpowers of everyone around you really clarify what you have to bring to the table. Think of the classic piece of feminist 70s art, Judy Chicago’s "The Dinner Party," and serve up exactly whatever you do best. If you’ve forgotten what this is, don’t be afraid to ask around and when your tribe tells you what they love about you, believe them. Trust that whatever you’re bringing is an invaluable flavor that we need for the feast.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory10/13
Gemini
Rallying Cry:
Heart-first actions pave the path to professional power.
Power Moves:
As an air sign, your default processing center tends to be mental, but this week finds the Pisces Full Moon on your midheaven, asking you to let pure magic light the way. Think of the canopy of your life as completely starlit. Conjure a memory of being in a desert or forest or anywhere far beyond the city where you were able to just look up into the blackest night and fall in love with the wonder of it all. The not knowing. Act from that place. Act from a vague, sparkling sense of mystery. With Virgo planets crowding your 4th house of home life, it’s the perfect moment to develop a private rhythm that helps support you in your world. Tuck inside in order to gaze out. Allow for plenty of disconnected time. Dim the lights on the city, even just for a moment, and see what’s able to come out late at night.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory11/13
Cancer
Rallying Cry:
Sharpening my mental lens helps me go the distance.
Power Moves:
With Virgo planets activating your 3rd house of curious perception, and a healing Full Moon in your house of broad horizons, it’s photography class week for you, shell babe. Delight in switching out the lens, adjusting the filters, adding special effects. Trust that it starts with the way that you’re seeing the close at hand. The narratives that have become so embedded you don’t even notice they’re there. Change starts through subtle internal shifts. Maybe you don’t have to swap out the whole storyline but you just change a character’s name. Shift one word you always use to describe yourself or someone you love that’s too limiting, too tight. Practice creative visualization — insert yourself into new roles in the story. Let it feel like a choose your own adventure. Really just enjoy the process of choosing. Know that whatever your decision, there is no wrong way.
- Courtesy of Patrick Keohane @rstheory12/13
Leo
Rallying Cry:
Following the path of pleasure heals past pain.
Power Moves:
With the recent Eclipse Season rocking your sign hard, it can feel like you’ve been through the cosmic wringer and lost some of your characteristic sparkle and gloss. But what’s really been going down is a glitter upgrade. A removal of old polish to get ready for a nail art spectacular that takes you up a notch —lets you show up in the world not just as a party princess but as a force to be reckoned with who creative ignites everything you touch. This week, the Full Moon lights up your 8th house of soul-shaking healing work and Virgo planets hang in your house of financial and internal worth. Rediscover what feels damn good Leo. Just move towards that. Your greatest gift to the zodiac is your ability to tap into the “now” and this week, the past gets some healing from the present. Rediscover the technicolor garden sprawling out before you. Let everything that’s come before push you softly back into the wonderland that’s never left you.












