Celebrity Twitter often reads like a wasteland of self-promotion and hashtags, but there’s one oracle who consistently delivers the capital-T Truth to his 5.72 million followers: Jaden Smith. He is a soothsayer we can believe in, A Linguistic Talent The Likes Of Which We Have Not Seen On This Planet (and also Willow Smith’s brother, which is inarguably chill). If you’re not already following him on Twitter, your experience of the universe is only at 86% — at best. The following 20 tweets will make you laugh, think, question, or slide into Jaden’s DMs:
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A little dark, but he’s not wrong though.
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Can he?
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Ponderous.
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Celebrities: Just Like Us
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Some inspo for the hard days.
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A Jaden classic.
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OK this one blew my mind, can’t even think of a caption.
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As we all should.
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A wise reminder.
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Um, LOL.
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Why is this dialogue not in a novel on my bookshelf?
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:::Stares at the mirror in befuddlement:::
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Makes you think.
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No other man will talk to you about SpaceTime on FaceTime, that’s a guarantee.
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Celebrity woke-ness before it was trendy.
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The only The Dress tweet America needs.
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Predicting the future and critiquing the media in fewer than 140 characters, damn.
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Been there.
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OK!
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Answer: Jaden Smith.
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