This College Student Sent Her TA an Email After Getting Her Wisdom Teeth Out, and It’s Incredible

Ah, wisdom teeth! The extraction of these additional molars have provided the Internet with a wealth of comedic material. From a girl believing that she's actually Kylie Jenner to Rita Ora randomly muttering the word "chickens," there's no telling what hilarity will ensue as patients recover from the procedure.

While we've seen our fair share of people saying absurd and bawdy things through gauze-filled mouths, Abby Jo Hamele's story takes the cake.

As BuzzFeed News reports, this 19-year-old from the University of Nebraska–Lincoln was concerned about missing a deadline for a Philosophy 101 paper while recovering from her procedure. Worried she might miss the chance to have her teaching assistant, Kevin Patton, review it, she sent a plea for a revised deadline. In case her circumstances weren't convincing enough, she even offered up bribery. She volunteered to answer his questions in class "so theere are not any more awkard silence" and buy him better Expo markers "even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work."

Much to her embarrassment and the Internet's delight, she forgot she ever penned the missive only to discover it later. "I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD," she wrote.

The heroes over at Hello Giggles have transcribed the email in its amazingly misspelled entirety for your reading pleasure:

Kevin-

I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.

I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.

Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.

please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye

Thankfully for Hamele ((pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)), her TA was more than understanding:

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