Everyone knows that dating is hard, especially in a world where we largely link up with people based on algorithms. So, you can imagine what it must feel like if you're a witch on the singles scene. As someone who's been around the block, tried all the apps, and met a lot of people IRL, I can assure you that the path to love as a magical being is a little more complex than the average person's.
So, let me use my expertise to help guide you on your journey to love. Whether you're dating a witch or you're a witch who's dating, I'm sharing the five red flags I look out for as witch seeking love. These are things to avoid whether you're the pursuer or the pursued, a way to brush up on your witch etiquette before planning a first date.
My green flags are simple: be real, nice, and ask questions about being a witch that prove you are interested in me. I think the majority of witches would agree. Remember, us magical people have high standards and can see beyond the veil. This means that we know if someone serving us bullsh*t immediately and when to run away from them to focus on someone else. Here's what I'm looking out for on dates, just a few signs that tell me to run away.
Magical gaslighting
If you are trying to play games and be shady, chances are that your witchy boo will know. We have the esoteric means of finding the truth through different forms of divination. Also, our intuition is fire so we can suss out matters in seconds. If we sense that you're being a little sneaky, we will automatically bust out our tarot cards, do a horoscope chart, or scry to figure out the situation. So when we confront you with the truth, don't try to trick us by denying it or devaluing our practice.
Personally, there have been moments when people I've dated have tried to tell me that my interpretations through pendulum readings have been incorrect — obviously, I immediately ask someone else in my field to do their own reading without any understanding of what's going on. Let’s say that the truth always comes out, no matter who's sharing their input. If you are aware of their truth-telling limitations, they aren't worth the time. We always know.
Mystical mooching
Many times, people I've been romantically involved with have asked me to give them a tarot or astrology reading when I'm done working for the day. It’s not that I don't want to assist, but having boundaries is vital. No one likes to take their work home with them — even witches. So, if you're dating a witch, one of the most frustrating things to do is to ask us to put our magic hat on after we've settled in and decompressed for the night. We must protect our energy, and giving it away to others freely doesn't help. Truthfully, it's harder to read for a S.O./crush because we see things we shouldn't, things that they want to sweep under the rug. If you do want a reading, book one during our work day and pay us with a sweet date after.
Joke's on you
Never make fun of our craft! Sure, it isn't as mainstream as being a doctor or lawyer, but that doesn't mean we aren't contributing to society in our own way. No one likes to be the butt of a joke, especially when we are trying to do good. Many people I've met on the dating scene like to roll their eyes whenever I talk about my work, which is infuriating. Try to respect other people's businesses, because if the shoe was on the other foot, you wouldn't like it. Embrace us for who we are.
Let me spell it out
Speaking of, I can't count the amount of times people have asked if I was doing a love spell on them because they liked me. Like, come on, do I really need to do that to get you to think I’m cool? As a matter of fact, most witches don't do love spells on people they're dating or for clients because they usually don't turn out the way you would expect them to. As a baby witch, I quickly learned that they always work out in different ways no matter how specific I am about the intention. FYI: When working in the magical field it's not up to us to decide the outcome of our spells. We simply cast them, then spirits take control and we have to accept accept their actions and decisions. Everyone wants real love!
Hex appeal
Hate to burst your bubble, but 98% of us do not hex our exes after a bad breakup. It’s not that we aren't frustrated or in pain, it's just that there are better ways to exert our magic. Cord-cutting is the most efficient way to disconnect ourselves from others, especially those we've loved. The reason is that disconnecting the energy from an ex is pivotal for moving on to better pastures. That way, they don't have access to us. Once we release them, it's usually the ex who decides that they want to change their ways and come running back because we've removed ourselves from the situation and dynamic entirely. This time, we are the ones who get to say that the vibe isn't there anymore and that we think it's better to go our separate ways. In the end, we hold the power in the future of the ship.
