All big sisters know that one of the biggest burdens responsibilities you will have to bear in this life is that of giving advice to your younger siblings. It wasn't a job you asked for — no one asked for your parents to have more kids! — but it is a duty and an obligation to offer wisdom to your little brothers and sisters when they're in times of need. Did a kid on the playground pick on them? Will no one else offer advice about applying the perfect winged liner? Never fear: big sister is here.
Unless your big sister is Kim Kardashian. Khloé, Rob, Kendall, and Kylie — you, my friends, are out of luck.
Witness, for example, how Kim reacts when Kendall calls her up to tell her that she's pregnant. The reality TV icon goes on and on about how North kept her up all night, she just had a stressful second pregnancy with Saint, and "today is not the day" for her 20-year-old little sister to tell her she's pregnant. Because remember, it's Kim's life that would change if Kendall was expecting a baby. She does offer to drop the kids off at Kenny's place so she can get a crash-course in babysitting, so that's a nice thing to offer, right?
Then again, this was the sister who was busy taking selfies while en route to pick Khloé up from jail, so are we really surprised? Are we? Really?
We didn't think so.
(For the record, Kendall's not pregnant. It was just a prank call the model pulled on Khloé's new talk show, so you can breathe easy, Harry Styles.)
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