Top Tweets This Week

So what do pirates, diseased rats and dreams of Lady Gaga all have in common?  This isn't a bad joke I promise--no no, they're all featured in our top tweets this week.  Only on Twitter...

So what do pirates, diseased rats and dreams of Lady Gaga all have in common?  This isn't a bad joke I promise--no no, they're all featured in our top tweets this week.  Only on Twitter...

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So what do pirates, diseased rats and dreams of Lady Gaga all have in common?  This isn't a bad joke I promise--no no, they're all featured in our top tweets this week.  Only on Twitter could such a miscellany make sense:

@erinmccarleySitting in a cozy nook in my hotel, drinking my americano, reading Rolling Stone, and a pirate just walked by.  I think my coffee is broken.

@jason_mrazI think a good bad idea would be to make marshmellows the size of toilet paper rolls.

@justinbieberif u ask someone something and it starts with "is it weird?" Its prolly weird.

@littlebootshad a dream lady gaga was playing in the window of my local music shop and we did a duet of speechless together.

@peterbjornjohnhave recorded 12 new songs.  One of them sounds a bit like a rat with rabies.

@solangeknowlesIm sore like i ran a marathon.  Too much cowbell bang'n and pop lock and dropp'n.

@zeeaviGirls, if a guy is taken, he is TAKEN.  Don't even think about it.  So don't bore people with your "Oh, but he has a girlfriend" stories.  Urgh.

(--compiled by Alex Rees)