paris hilton

Paris Hilton is burning my retinas with this outfit! Too matchy-matchy! Too much red! And I always feel bad for all her pets (bunny, Tinkerbell, etc)...Paris, try not to always accessorize with living, breathing...

OK, seriously... Someone needs to send an all-points memo to celebrities that wigs do not look as good as real hair. Britney, I understand (she IS growing out that buzz cut!)... But Paris? That...

Holy cow. a) Why is Britney doing that with her arms/chest? Good grief. b) Is the new sign that you're BFF switching stockings? Ew. c) Does anyone else think that this is a total...

(photo credit: HAL HOROWITZ/WireImage.com) Saturday, 8:30 p.m.: Henri Bendel Dinner On occasion, I've been known to find myself in the company of a celebrity or two. But a yes man I'm not--unless, of course, the...