The Hills

I love TV. Yes, it's true. I think it's because of all those years growing up when my mom severely restricted any television (no My So Called Life, 90210, or even Saved by the...

"Be careful, Audrina's precious cargo!" -Lauren"BURRRRP. BURRRRRRPPPPPP." -Justin BobbyThat, dear readers, was my favorite scene from Monday's episode of The Hills. Oh, Audrina. You seem so sweet and smart! What do you see in...

Uhhh, here's a clip of Heidi's musical debut on Ryan Seacrest's show...Yowza! What do you guys think?...

I love how Heidi has strategically placed her engagement ring-clad hand oh-so-lovingly on Spencer's chest. She's like "In case you didn't hear, I'm engaged!" I wonder if MTV is really giving them their own...

Monday night, the synapses of my brain overloaded with not just ONE addictive TV show on (Greek), but also the season premiere of my favorite reality show... The Hills! So first things first... Greek....

Ohhh, that quote about Mr. Spencer Pratt goes down in the annals of my favorite LC quotes... And now (Teen Vogue's ever resourceful managing editor alerted me to this), MTV has found a way to...

Wow, looks like someone (AKA Audrina from The Hills!) has retained a personal trainer. She practically has a six pack! Hey, as long as it's healthy/she's eating/she's happy, I'm not one to judge......

Oh man, Maura sent me the link to a sneak peek of the new season of The Hills... All I can say is that I'm REALLY EXCITED! Check it out for yourself!...

Heidi and Spencer are engaged. Heidi!!!!! You should know better! Run! Run for the hills! Spencer is awful. :(...

Oh sad day. Oh sad, SAD day. I just read on Usmagazine.com that Heidi from The Hills (and formerly of dynamic duo Lauren Conrad and Heidi, sigh) got IMPLANTS. Why, Heidi, why? I, for...

The Hills' season finale started with a bang, with Lauren's "Oh, SNAP!" comment, "I don't live with you, Heidi... I live with your stuff." So sad to see them end on a sour note... especially...

Oh my. So much to discuss, so little time. First of all, I hate to get all Lifetime movie on you, dear readers, but pressure is not cool. Spencer, two words: Back off. Why is...

OK, why is The Hills the BEST SHOW EVER? I'll tell you why. (Clearly, I enjoyed last night's episode). a) Lauren seriously has demonstrated that her backbone is present and fully in order. I commend...

My favorite moment, I think, from tonight's Hills episode... Lo: "I didn't realize ginger was so po-tent!" She's so funny! My second favorite moment is seeing Whitney play softball. Not only is she so cute...

The funniest moment from The Hills last night: When Lauren's date was like, "Where are you from?" And she's like "Um... Laguna Beach." BECAUSE, DUH, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Ha. Not so funny moment: when Heidi...

So this'll be a new feature on my blog... A weekly commentary on every Teen Voguette's favorite show... The Hills! So just watched my tivo'ed Afternoon Sneak of Monday's episode. Let's call this episode:...

Guess who I spotted at Marc Jacobs? None other than Teen Vogue toiler Lauren Conrad and Heidi's arch-enemy, Audrina! L.C., who was recently signed to be a face for beauty powerhouse Mark, dished on...